It was cold. It snowed. Some new club named Output opened within puking distance from the Wythe Hotel. We hate this club already because we hate all things that don’t involve beards, BBQ, or knitting. But, hey, at least the entrance fee was free. The Twitter chatter on Output was rather quiet except for the usual promotional tweets. Did we mention it was fucking cold? For the few who went to Output this weekend, here’s what they had to say.
Instagrammer Nicholas Ledner said, “The entire weekend was open bar and no cover, so obviously I’m biased, but the music was great, the dancing was fresh, and overall I’m quite happy to have a new dance spot in the hood where you can let loose.” Hmm, his overly effusive praise leaves us suspicious that he’s a friend of the club.
Hey Output Brooklyn, cool Funktion One soundsystem but you look like a laser tag arena #williamsburg
— Kevin Bracken (@kevinbracken) January 26, 2013
So #Output is Williamsburg’s middle age crisis club.
— Char DeStefano (@CharstepNYC) January 27, 2013
kinda weird that new williamsburg club output is comparing itself to berlin’s berghain. only thing they have in common is, like, speakers.
— Michelle Lhooq (@MichelleLHOOQ) January 28, 2013
Yup. That’s pretty much what we expected. Leave your two cents in the comments.